Anonymous | October 26th, 2009 14:42

No more Shart-enay 4U!
Yesterday, after 5 years in the industry I had my most horrifying experience, and it will be hard for me to top it.
We host off track betting at my bar and I was serving four regular gamblers, elderly, the one lady looks like a dead baby bird and drinks chardenay usually, for imagery.
I walk into the bathroom after smoking and wash my hands and it smells like putrid shit. I turn around and see a woman in the stall with her pants and shoes off and they’re covered in diarrhea, so horrified I walked out and alerted her family. She’s old, it happens, I wasn’t going to make fun of her BUT after she got all cleaned up, she went and sat right back down and ordered a merlot and a chocolate chip cookie sunday.

That would give me diarrhea!

So I put the order in and notice she is still wearing her diarrhea shoes(White Keds)and she still smells.

So time goes by and I go to serve her cookie and she had gotten up to smoke and she had shit in her chair!

I find my manager and say look I can’t do this, she shouldn’t be here if she can’t stop shitting herself.

So he wrapped up their food and made them pay, and they argued with him! Said she was fine and they wanted to keep gambling!

Needless to say it was a very shitty day.